Sunday, October 21, 2012

Vote for Your Favorite DogCatcher


“Boss, why are people hatin’ on these candidates for Prez?”
“Well, they think they’re right about their’s.”
“What is ‘right’?”
“Hmm… that’s a good one.  Seems it has a lot to do with…”
“I read nobody’s been a dog catcher. Not one of ‘em.”
“That’s right.”
“Oh, I get it.  If you ain’t a dog catcher, you’re right.”
“Yep, Chew, you got it.  Good boy.”
 
“Boss…?”
“Yeah, Chew?”
“I ain’t seen a dog catcher. Not a real one, anyway, only in the cartoons.”
“No?”
“So does that make everybody right?”
“Pretty much.”
“You know you’re just shitting me to get me to shut up.”
“Pretty much.”

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